Skater guy: I’m not into the unibutt.
Friend: The what?
Skater guy: You know, it’s like a unibrow, except a butt.
Friend: What are you talking about?
Skater guy: I am just giving my commentary on how style has affected my life.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/05/i-need-something-that-accentuates-crack.html
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Girl #1: Isn’t lap dancing anal sex?
Girl #2: Uhh, excuse me?
Girl #1: Well, if a girl sits on a guy’s lap and he gets an erection, it would go [points up] up the ass, right?
High School
Australia
Overheard by: NinjaPirates
Angry suit on cell: I cleaned out my ass for you, bitch!
On the Street
San Francisco, California
Freshman #1: So… where is he from?
Freshman #2: He’s from the part of Georgia where they ass-rape you.
Washington University
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: New Yorker hopefully about to graduate
Drunk girl, loudly: Anyone who says they’ve never had an itchy asshole is just fucking lying.
Cock O the Walk Bar
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Beer Bitch
Little old lady to husband: I don’t care how many times you’ve washed it or how clean it is! I’ve lived 60 years without my tongue making acquaintance with your asshole, and I’m not about to introduce the two of them now!
St. Louis Street
Lebanon, Illinois
Overheard by: AlternknitiveKnitter
Attending physician to resident: You’d be surprised what you can learn from someone’s anus.
Tampa General Emergency Room
Tampa, Florida
Little girl holding up toilet brush: Hey, Mom, I could scrub your butt with this when we get home if we buy it!
Target
Enfield, Connecticut
Professor #1, during a mock voir dire: Where’d you get shot, sir?
Professor #2: In the butt! It’s a recent thing! People shoot the victim in the butt!
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/
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Hobo to three women crossing street: I wanna bite y’alls’ butts! I wanna bite a butt!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/07/hell-just-use-it-to-buy-alcohol.html
Overheard by: tron
