After That I’ll Be Fucking Myself

Chick: Okay, here’s your hundred thousand dollars, and there’s the mall. And I’ll just be sitting here sprouting a penis.

Carrboro, North Carolina

Overheard by: Li’l Bit

Posted on September 16, 2023
Chicks, North Carolina, Penis

She’s Probably Phallucinating

Lone woman at bar, to no one: This is not what I call penis enlargement.

Florian bar
Berlin
Germany

Overheard by: And I used to go out with her

Posted on May 14, 2023
Germany, Grumpies, Penis

This Physics Project Is Gonna Get Us an “A” for Sure!

College guy #1: My penis is getting stronger!
College guy #2: What does that even mean? How do you know?
College guy #1: Cuz I can pee past the bushes now, and for a while I couldn't.
College guy #2: Niiiice!
(they high five)

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/414278089/want-me-to-show-you.html

Overheard by: a lil.

Posted on April 14, 2023
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Frat boy types, Happiness, Overheard in Minneapolis, Penis, Pride

Because I'd Be Happy to Give You a Guided Tour

Large middle-aged man with many teddy bears strapped to his fanny pack: Have you seen the penis worm?

Smithsonian Museum of Natural History
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Hadn't seen it

Posted on March 24, 2023
Default, Guys, Insects, Penis, Questions, Washington, DC

Why Superman Gets So Much Girlie Action.

Younger heavy metal guy with older coworkers: I never find the right size of long johns in the winter, so I buy women's tights instead. (older coworkers look at him in shock) What? I was kidding! Morning humor, you know.
Macho guy sitting behind: Yeah, women's tights make your junk look bigger!

Commuter Train
Stockholm
Sweden

Overheard by: strictly boxers.

Posted on February 27, 2023
Clothing, Coworkers, Gender issues, Penis, Sexuality, Strangers, Stupidity, Sweden, Train

Gotta Love the New Razr Phone

Freshman girl, gesturing: I bet it's thiiiis tiny!
Big black freshman, barreling up stairs: No! I'll show you!

High School
Skillman, New Jersey

Overheard by: 3 guesses at what they're talking about.

Posted on February 26, 2023
Black people, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Penis, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Weirdness

How Come My School's “Culture Day” Is Never That Exciting?

Teen #1: So he's running around with his dick like slapping his abs and he goes “what time you wanna come over?”
Teen #2: His Puerto Rican dick?
Teen #1: Yeah!
Teen #2, sighing dreamily: Oh yeahhhhh.

Flinder's Street Station
Melbourne
Australia