Hipster guy to chick: You know, if you drink a lot of Tabasco, your shit will really burn… No, I don’t mean it will hurt. I mean you can light it on fire and it will keep you warm when it’s cold out.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/07/care_to_present_a_demonstratio.html
Overheard by: hungry muppet
