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…This Is My Cardio.

Butcher, holding up mallet: Do you want me to tenderize that for you?
Customer: Oh, no, that's okay, thanks.
Butcher: Please?

Adelaide Central Market
Australia

  • Posted on May 19, 2010
  • Australia, Customers, Employees, Weirdness, Wishes
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