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Throw in a Vibrating Shower-Head and You’ve Got a Party

Girl: An Ambien in the shower is almost as good as a Screwdriver in the shower.

Lexington, Virginia

Overheard by: Kelly

  • Posted on September 29, 2025
  • Chicks, Drugs, Gossip, Virginia
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