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What? I'm Not Proud Of Myself!

Girl to friends: So, when I was 6, I took my golden retriever's rectal temperature with a tire pressure gauge.

Nice Restaurant
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

  • Posted on April 2, 2011
  • Animals, Body parts, Girls, Memory lane, Pennsylvania, Weirdness
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