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Yeah, I've Heard That Promise Before

Sobbing man with black eye, on cell: I love you so much, baby. I'm gonna squeeze you so hard you're gonna shit. (continues weeping)

Coloradp Springs, Colorado

  • Posted on April 4, 2010
  • Colorado, Feelings, On the phone, Poop
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