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Your Father Is by Far the Obvious Choice

Five-year-old girl to sister: Who would you rather kill — Mummy or Daddy?
Mother: I don’t want to hear you talking like that.

Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: disturbed

  • Posted on January 14, 2020
  • Moms, New Zealand, Questions, Should have used a condom
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