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A Stable Male Replacement for You Will Do

Black boy, screaming: I want my daddy!
Mom: Your daddy? Who’s your daddy?

Gas station
Palm Bay, Florida

Overheard by: Kitty

  • Posted on March 5, 2016
  • Florida, Kids, Moms, Questions
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