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Any Excuse to Put Fruit on Your Bottom

Early 20-something woman on cell with boyfriend: I would love to dress you up as yogurt!

Potomac, Maryland

Overheard by: Nic

  • Posted on March 6, 2016
  • Default, Food, Maryland, On the phone, Roleplay, Weirdness, Wishes, Women
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