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Ah, the Little-Known “Elbows Off the Table” Amendment

Little boy: I don’t like your rules, Mommy!
Mom: They aren’t my rules, honey, they’re America’s rules.

Austin, Texas

  • Posted on May 3, 2023
  • Gripes, Kids, Lies, Moms, Texas
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