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And Breakfast Is the Most Important Meal Of the Day

Girl on cell: So he was like, “I was thinking about going to Austin, because Brian's there.” and I was like, “Fuck Brian. I make better waffles.”

Boston, Massachusetts

  • Posted on September 14, 2015
  • Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Food, Girls, Insults, Massachusetts, On the phone
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