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And I Wouldn't Stop and Smell the Roses, Either.

Old woman: It's like flowers were spitting out of my ass, so don't go telling me how bright and shiny your (makes finger quotes) “effing” life is!

Small Town
Nebraska

  • Posted on September 30, 2022
  • Ass, Compare and contrast, Nebraska, Old folks, Sex
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