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And if You Lick or Blow, God Knows What I'm Capable of

Guy: I suck today.
Girl: Depending on how much you suck, i might suck today too.

Troy, Michigan

Overheard by: pengie

  • Posted on June 13, 2017
  • BJs, Compare and contrast, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Stupidity
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