Can't You Just Tether It to Your Wheelchair?

Suave dude on cell: Shut up, grandma! Your fridge isn't that heavy!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/369466341/lets-drop-it-on-you-to-be-sure.html

Overheard by: at least I'm nice to my grandma