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Dude Said He Wanted to Sail on My Wine-Dark Sea

Girl on cell: I just heard the most epic pickup line. Like, if Homer had known this pickup line it would have been all over The Odyssey.

Northwestern University
Illinois

  • Posted on June 24, 2023
  • Books, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Illinois, On the phone, Words
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