Her Hit Record is Called “I’m a Mink Carcass-Schlepping Slave 4 U”

Crazy lady wearing only a bra: Well, my daddy says we should take my show on the road. I’m a singer, you know. I’m famous in Eastern Europe.
Dumbfounded drunk girls: Uh-huh… Totally.

Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Kari Nott