Drunk queer: I can pick up a shot glass with my ass!
Outside Grand Central
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: widget
Bus driver: I can’t let you off here. You’ll get killed.
Thug: It’s cool, man. I got insurance!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/and-duck-says.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Male bartender: So, let’s all take off our shirts and then you can take pictures of us.
Waitress: Oh, we already did that!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/whatever_gets_you_bigger_tips.html
Overheard by: the next table over
Man jumping out of port-a-potty like a gymnast: … And he sticks the landing!
Campground
Connecticut
Overheard by: only at DRAM
Confused girl to another: You’re a man-whore? I’m a man-whore, too!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Girl yelling out window to friend: Bitch! I am the motherfuckin’ bishop Don Juan of proving points!
Colfax bus
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: lauren
Butcher in bloodstained apron: My soul is pure and untainted.
Supermarket
Portland, Maine
Boyfriend to gas station attendant: She slept with the entire football team in high school.
Girlfriend: Maybe, but I still wouldn’t have slept with you.
Boyfriend: Yeah? Really? How’s your butt feel? Ha! I haven’t even told my friends about that yet!
Richmond, Virginia
Skinny guy with pink hair: I don't think I could be any more bad-ass.
Ottawa
Canadia
Freshman ho #1: But… Are you, like, good at drunk driving?
Freshman ho #2: Oh, yeah… I’m, like, sooo good! I’ve been drunk driving, like, since I got my license.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/april-is-cruelest-month.html
Overheard by: newm
