If We Could Transcribe Chimpanzee Conversations

Angsty teen #1: Why do you hate him?
Angsty teen #2: Because he's always putting shit in my hair.
Angsty teen #1: There are a million better reasons you could hate him for.
Angsty teen #2: Like what?
Angsty teen #1: Being him.

Bus Stop
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: She should be a therapist.