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I’ll Put the Ralph in Your Cramden

Girl: Oh my god, I can’t believe you! You vomited all over their bathroom!
Drunk chick: I’ll vomit in your vagina!

Blacksburg, Virginia

  • Posted on April 9, 2020
  • Drunks, Friends, Threats, Vagina, Virginia
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