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Living in Illinois Can’t Help Matters

Woman #1: Oh my god, they are closed, too!
Woman #2: What the hell?!
Woman #1: We are in a sushi crisis!

Woodfield Mall
Schaumburg, Illinois

  • Posted on December 27, 2021
  • Default, Food, Gripes, Illinois, Women
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