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Mr. Duchovny's Voicemail Fills Up Fast

Teenage girl on cell: David, I fucked you last night. The least you could do is give me a ride to Taco Bell.

St. Louis, Missouri

  • Posted on September 8, 2020
  • Assholes, Couples, Food, Missouri, Sex
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