Angry white boy, motioning at plants: I just wanna pull all o’ the fuckin’ flowers outta the fuckin’ pots!
8th and Walnut Street
Columbia, Missouri
Overheard by: passing by in a car
Angry white boy, motioning at plants: I just wanna pull all o’ the fuckin’ flowers outta the fuckin’ pots!
8th and Walnut Street
Columbia, Missouri
Overheard by: passing by in a car
Blonde, about brunette’s fiancé: He’s too pretty to be hot.
Brunette: No, he’s hot… Just more like douchebag-hot.
Aspenhof Lake
Washington, Missouri
Overheard by: Mandi
Chick: Wow, Tyler, you are really drunk.
Drunk guy: Yeah, I’ve been drinking since church.
Sikeston, Missouri
Drunk mother to drunk daughter: Your sister is appearing on stage nude and you’re living with a lesbian! I raised you girls too liberal!
Chez Charlie’s Cocktails
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: MustangSally
Blonde tanning at pool: Someone set the alarm for five minutes — I’m gonna stare at the sun.
Columbia, Missouri
Male student during history class: Why are the women in these nude paintings so plump?
Professor: Because the artists had good taste.
Female student: That's right!
University of Missouri
Overheard by: Kathryn Bjornstad
20-something girl: When you go pee first thing in the morning, do you ever make a bunch of noises and you're not sure if they 're coming from your hoo-haw or your ass?
Friend: Umm…no.
20-something girl: Yeah, me neither.
University of Missouri
Columbia, Missouri
Girl: So I had a realistic dream last night.
Guy (uninterested): Uh-huh.
Girl: I had anal sex in the dream. But I've never had anal sex before. But it seemed realistic.
Guy (uninterested): Hmm.
Girl: So now I need to have anal sex to see if it was like in my dream.
Guy (suddenly interested): Yeah?
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: Sarah
Hipster kid #1: Kelsey, have you ever seen Fiddler on the Roof?
Hipster kid #2: No. I'm not a fan of Tennessee Williams.
Hipster kid #3: Um, I think you're thinking of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
Hipster kid #2: Yeah, whatever. I was close.
Missouri Botanical Gardens
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: tennessee williams' groupie
Dude, after receiving dickhead hat on 50th birthday: Hey, look! My double chin looks like a pair of balls in a nutsack!
Columbia, Missouri
Overheard by: Tiger Fan
