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No — Just Patting and Slapping, Like Football Players

Mother: Max, no pinching girls’ hineys!
Three-year-old boy: Just boys’?

Highlands Ranch, Colorado

  • Posted on November 15, 2017
  • Advice, Ass, Colorado, Comebacks, Kids, Moms
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