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…Now That I Can Suck My Own Nipples.

Preppy tween girl #1: So you're grounded?
Preppy tween girl #2: Worse. My mom threw away my pacifiers.

Madison, Wisconsin

  • Posted on April 2, 2010
  • Parenting, Preppies, Tweens, Weirdness, Wisconsin
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