Overheard in Law School

No, I Mean You Personally

Third-year student #1: So, I asked her if her husband still showed her affection, and she said, ‘Yes, he brings me flowers.’
Third-year student #2: Sadly, that’s not really the relevant question.
Third-year student #3: Seriously. The real question is, ‘Are you getting head?’

http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/04/just-answer-damn-question.html

Posted on November 17, 2013
Overheard in Law School, Questions, Students

Whereas “Socrates” Means “Slip Me a $50 and You’ll Get an A”

Third year student #1, about exam: What the hell was up with the reference to Aristotle?
Third year student #2: That’s code for, ‘I cordially invite you to bullshit.’

http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/05/after-taking-final-two-3ls-debrief-3l-1.html

Posted on November 13, 2013
Education, Overheard in Law School, Students