Skip to content
  • Submit a Quote!
  • Browse
    • Browse by week
    • Browse by month
    • Categories
  • Link & Subscribe
    • Link to us
    • Best of via e-mail
    • Submit a banner
    • Icons
  • About
    • Top Spies
    • Contributors
    • Editors
    • Contact
    • Hatemail
    • Letters from Canadia
    • About
    • Privacy
  • Buy
    • Buy the NY book
    • Buy the Office book
    • Buy the t-shirt

Probably Underground

Girl #1: No! They separated!
Girl #2: It's okay, they'll end up together eventually.
Girl #1: What? That's like saying “it's okay to be kidnapped, you'll end up with someone eventually!”

Miami, Florida

  • Posted on January 28, 2009
  • Compare and contrast, Default, Florida, Girls, Relationships, Words
PrevPreviousIn Other News, I've Graded You on a Scale from “Green” to “Unicorns”
NextIt's Like a Headline Writer's Wet DreamNext
© 2026 OverheardEverywhere.com
  • Ketubahs & Gay Ketubahs
  • Privacy Policy, Terms & Conditions
  • Resources
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist