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She’s a Creature of Habit

Drunk girl: I love how I come home trashed every night!
Boyfriend: And trip on the same step…
Drunk girl: [Trips] Fucking step.

New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: JP

  • Posted on November 16, 2014
  • Couples, Drinking & drunks, Louisiana, North America, USA
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