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So There Goes My Weight-Loss Plan

Girl: I almost failed my drug test because I couldn't pee in front of the lady. I guess I can never go to prison.

Chico, California

Overheard by: KJ

  • Posted on December 20, 2021
  • California, Compare and contrast, Default, Drugs, Girls, Pee
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