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…That I Just Blew Him and He Fell Asleep

Blonde: Did you sleep with him?
Brunette: (nods)
Blonde: What!? But you're my virgin friend!
Brunette: I can pretend…

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: The Shrew

  • Posted on February 26, 2009
  • Canadia, Default, Girls, Lies, Questions, Sex, Words
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