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That, or Being Attacked by Giant Serpents.

Teacher to class: What is your number one fear surrounding public speaking?
Student: Assassination.

Universtiy of Colorado

Overheard by: Owl is a hairstyle

  • Posted on May 2, 2016
  • Colorado, Murder, Questions, Teachers, Weirdness
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