The Question Every Rock Of Love Contestant Must Eventually Face

College-aged girl on cell: How am I supposed to date him if I’m afraid he’s going to kill me and keep my vagina in a jar?

Grocery Store, Kentucky

Posted on April 26, 2026
Default, Fears, Kentucky, Murder, On the phone, Questions, Sexuality, Sorority types, Stores, Threats, Vagina, Weirdness

Texas Finally Catches Up to the Rest of the Country

Teacher: In a representative democracy, if you don’t like who’s in office, what can you do?
Student: Impeach him!
Teacher: Well, that’s too drastic, what else?
Same student: Assassination?

9th Grade World Geography Class
Houston, Texas

Overheard by: amused teacher’s aide

Posted on March 2, 2026
Education, Murder, Politics, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Texas

Anybody Seen Baryshnikov Lately?

Confused girl: Someone with an unknown number just called me twice. I, of course, ignored the calls. Then they left a voicemail of music from The Nutcracker…I have the feeling I’m about to be murdered.

Lexington, Kentucky

Posted on January 28, 2026
Cell phones, Fears, Feelings, Girls, Kentucky, Murder, Music, Threats

And That’s Not Even Including the Millions of Unborn Babies

Girl to friend: I swear to god, if there is semen on my shirt, I will kill everyone.

College Park, Maryland

Overheard by: Tom and Laura

Posted on January 13, 2026
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Cum, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Maryland, Murder, Sorority types, Threats

He Works in a 7-Eleven, So He’s Used to It

Marine to friend: So, it’s like a long story. But basically my mom shot my boyfriend.

CostCo
VictorVille, California

Posted on December 23, 2025
California, Crimes, Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Friends, Military, Murder, Relationships, Women

…So You Can Steal Their Social Security Checks.

Hispanic cleaning lady, about being a nurse in Mexico: It's not like over there, like say, if you accidentally kill an old person, you have to buy another one.

Houston, Texas

Overheard by: high school aide

Posted on April 29, 2023
Compare and contrast, Employees, Latinas, Murder, Shopping, Texas, Weirdness

Liberals Can’t Believe That Some Plagues Cure Themselves

Liberal #1: Cut off her head!
Liberal #2: No! Then she wouldn’t feel any of the pain!
Liberal #1: Yeah, you’re right… I suppose you could cut her head off half-way…
Passerby: Um, I don’t mean to interrupt, but, um, what are you talking about?
Liberal #1: How to kill Ann Coulter.
Liberal #2: Is that bad?
Passerby: Oh, no, continue! By all means, please!

After concert at Hollywood Bowl
Hollywood, California

Overheard by: Argonath

Posted on April 16, 2023
California, Murder, Strangers

All You Need Is a Duffel Bag

Woman to coworker: You'd think if they were going to decapitate someone they wouldn't hide the evidence in their rear window.

West Lebanon, New Hampshire

Posted on February 6, 2023
Coworkers, Crimes, Murder, New Hampshire, Weirdness

You Wanna Do That, the Army's Recruiting Right Down the Block

Customer having lunch: Can I smoke at this table?
Waitress: Honey, you're in Nevada. You can smoke, gamble, drink, screw and cuss. Just don't kill nobody!

Bucket of Blood Saloon
Virgina City, Nevada

Overheard by: Philly Joe

Posted on November 1, 2022
Bars & Clubs, Crimes, Customers, Default, Drinking & drunks, Employees, Murder, Nevada, Offers and requests, Questions, Smoking, US Geography, Women

Or Use Birth Control

Woman to friend: So I killed three of them already. I guess that means I should lose some weight.

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: corey

Posted on October 1, 2022
Diet & weight, Friends, Missouri, Murder, Weirdness, Women

Murder