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Their Relationship Is Sweet but Sticky

Guy: I bet you taste like cotton candy. (pause) Is it okay, sometime, if I'm hungry, if I take a little nibble…
Girl: No!

Bellingham, Washington

  • Posted on November 16, 2014
  • Candy, Compare and contrast, Girls, Guys, Sensory experiences, Washington
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