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Then I Sniff It and I'm Like, “Ooo, Beer!”

Tiny pregnant girl to friend: He has this mattress that has pee stains all over it, and he keeps blaming it on the dog! I'm like, “yeah, right!”

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York, Pennsylvania

  • Posted on March 21, 2018
  • Animals, Girls, Gossip, Pee, Pennsylvania, Preggers, Stores
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