Mom to daughter in Team Edward t‑shirt: If you were taking your pill in the first place, you wouldn’t be pregnant right now.
New Hampshire
Overheard by: let me kick her in the stomach
Mom to daughter in Team Edward t‑shirt: If you were taking your pill in the first place, you wouldn’t be pregnant right now.
New Hampshire
Overheard by: let me kick her in the stomach
Very pregnant woman: I don’t want to have this baby. I don’t want to have to work all of this weight off.
Man: I think I should keep you pregnant. This is the least worst you’ve ever looked.
Hasting’s
Wichita Falls, Texas
Overheard by: mikeface
Very pregnant woman surrounded by misbehaving children: Pregnancy is just such a gift. I mean, I feel so blessed. Like, this is what my body was made for, you know? I just feel so much more complete when I’m pregnant. Knowing that I’m growing this life…
Young woman behind her in line, interrupting: Madam? You are a walking advertisement for mandatory birth control.
Starbucks
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: The guy applauding her
Woman: I gotta smoke as much as I can before May 30th, ’cause after that it’s bad for the baby.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/shes_bad_for_the_baby.html
Middle aged female client: You aren’t going to find out the sex? How are you going to know what color to paint the nursery or what kind of baby clothes to get?
Pregnant 30‐something hair stylist: Oh, please, like it matters what colors I choose. People aren’t going to be wondering if it’s a girl or a boy, anyway; they’re going to wonder if it’s an animal or a baby.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/366035301/dear-penthouse.html
Overheard by: jenc17
Tiny pregnant girl to friend: He has this mattress that has pee stains all over it, and he keeps blaming it on the dog! I’m like, “yeah, right!”
Target
York, Pennsylvania
Guy to hugely pregnant woman: There’s a party Saturday – you should come after you give birth.
Princeton, New Jersey
Overheard by: pie
Young pregnant mother, gratefully accepting seat on crowded tram: Come over here and sit with mummy, Adam.
Four‐year‐old: Noooooooooo.
Mother: C’mon, Adam, come sit with mummy.
Four‐year‐old: Noooooooo (but slinks over and sits down anyway)
Mother: Better?
Four‐year‐old: You’ve ruined my life, mom.
Mother: Yes, honey, I know.
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Soap Oprah
Pregnant teen waiting in lunch line: Yeah, I’m having the shower at my grandma’s. My mom said she did not send me to that fancy Catholic school just so I could get knocked up.
Publis High School
Cincinnati, Ohio
