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They’re Unlike My Ex-Husband in That Respect

Professor: Cats aren’t capable of going into your home, judging what items are valuable, and dragging those items away.

Michigan State University
Michigan

Overheard by: sjshock

  • Posted on February 9, 2026
  • Animals, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Michigan, Teachers
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