Um, Remember When You Tried That with Tampons?

Blonde girl: Whats with the eye patch?
Girl with eye patch: Oh my god, I tried to take out my contact but it was already out, so I ended up peeling off my cornea or something!
Blonde girl: Ew! You should wear two contacts, so that doesn't happen again.

Carbondale, Illinois

Overheard by: screaming on the inside