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You Always Know Just What to Say.

Boyfriend, quietly to girlfriend: You put the lime in the coconut, and dunk your balls in.

Dupont Circle
Washington, DC

  • Posted on December 8, 2010
  • Advice, Couples, Fruit, Washington, Weirdness
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