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And If I Collect Two More Dental-Dams, I Win a Stuffed Bear

Dude to friend: Don’t worry — I have plenty of meals left to buy condoms.

Cafeteria, University of Michigan
Michigan

  • Posted on August 27, 2015
  • Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Guys, Michigan, Time Management
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