Um… During?

Hot girl: I haven’t had sex in so long.
Cute friend, nodding: Mmmm.
Hot girl: Nobody pays attention to me…
Cute friend: It’s ’cause you only have boyfriends.
Hot girl: Yeah… And… [Whispers] I kinda like pooping.

Tampa, Florida

Posted on December 7, 2023
Bimbettes, Florida, Gender issues, Kink, Poop, Sex, Time Management

Cowering in Surrender?

Newbie: How do I know when the French toast is done?
Supervisor: When it looks like French toast.

Oceanview Terrace dining hall, UCSD
San Diego, California

Posted on October 23, 2023
Bosses, California, Colleges & Universities, Employees, Food, Questions, Time Management

To Me It’s Just Another Thing I Have to Clean

Dude: Have you ever masturbated?
Chick: Uh… No…
Dude: Seriously? To me that’s like… like standing in front of a house of cards for, like, 18 years and just never being like, ‘I’m going to tip that shit over.’

Eugene, Oregon

Posted on October 12, 2023
Girls, Gripes, Guys, Masturbation, Oregon, Time Management

I’m Going to Do Some Interval Training with My Retinas

Blonde tanning at pool: Someone set the alarm for five minutes — I’m gonna stare at the sun.

Columbia, Missouri

Posted on September 19, 2023
Bimbettes, Missouri, Time Management

Now I Only Eat It

Dude #1: So, when the hell did you start smoking cigarettes?
Dude #2: Last week.
Dude #1: Why the hell did you do that?
Dude #2: I wanna stop smoking pot.

University of Miami
Miami, Florida

Overheard by: Stosh

Posted on June 27, 2023
Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Default, Druggies, Drugs, Florida, Guys, Questions, Smoking, Time Management

With This Little Thing?

30-something male student to teacher: I keep having sex with these girls, and I go for 30 minutes… or sometimes and hour. They don't come. What's wrong with me? What's wrong with them?
Female professor, confidently: It sounds like you're rubbing 'em raw!

Community College
Tulsa, Oklahoma

Posted on June 2, 2023
Colleges & Universities, Oklahoma, Orgasm, Questions, Sex, Students, Teachers, Time Management

That Early-Morning Orgy Totally Messed with My Schedule

Underage girl, at 6 pm: Man, I knew I should've started drinking at 2!

Glengarry Highland Games
Canadia

Overheard by: is it that boring?

Posted on February 20, 2023
Canadia, Drinking & drunks, Teens, Time Management

She Just Goes There to Have Sex in the Steam Room.

Preppy girl: I woke up this morning and my legs were so sore! And then I couldn't remember why they were hurting! I was so worried, especially since I went out last night and Wednesday nights are usually when I stay in. And I couldn't remember anything that happened. But then I thought, “Oh, wait, I went to the gym yesterday. That must be it.”

Lawrence Hall, Colgate University
Hamilton, New York