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And Neither Could God

College student: So first my girlfriend and I split, then I got accepted into the frat, and then I found god…I couldn't handle spring break after that weekend.

Georgetown University
Washington, DC

  • Posted on June 20, 2018
  • Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, God, Relationships, Students, Washington, DC
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