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Are We Late to the Idiom Party or Something?

College therapist to class: Now take deep, slow breaths. We don't want stress to take over, because stress means purple elephants.

Marquette, Michigan

  • Posted on August 5, 2009
  • Animals, Employees, Feelings, Michigan, Students, Weirdness, Wishes
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