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Baby Steps, Sweetie

Girl: I made out with a five-year-old orphan today.
Boy: Well, I guess that's a little better.

High School
Florida

  • Posted on April 21, 2018
  • Florida, Girls, Guys, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kids, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness
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