Just When You Were Starting to Miss College…

Freshman girl on phone: You're not gonna get HIV from kissing some random… (pause) What? (pause) Well, does he have sores on his lips?

UCSB Dorms
California

Overheard by: KLaugh

Posted on July 10, 2023
California, Colleges & Universities, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Maladies, On the phone, Questions, Students

See –Look at Her Go to Town on That Man’s Shoe

Little girl: Daddy! Daddy! Emma just kissed the shopping cart!
Father: She’ll kiss worse things in her life.

Hannaford
Yarmouth, Maine

Overheard by: Jade

Posted on October 20, 2022
Compare and contrast, Dads, Family ties, Girls, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kids, Maine, Siblings, Stores

So Gay Men Aren't the Target Demograpic for That?

Straight girl: So then we were making out, and it was really good…
Gay guy #1: Wait, isn't this story supposed to be about how good he was at going down on you?
Straight girl: Oh, I'm getting there.
Gay guy #2: Yeah, okay, but this is really taking too long. Get to the point.
Gay guy #1: Seriously. I mean, we don't really like hearing about straight hookups anyway. It's gross. We're just humoring you.
Guy guy #3: This is like the longest pussy-eating story I've heard all day.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: TMI

Posted on July 25, 2022
Fag hags, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Licking, Queers, San Francisco, Sex, Sexuality, Vagina

Oooh, Lick Your Lips While You Say That!

Drunk girl #1: (blows kiss to construction worker)
Drunk girl #2: You *so* just made his day!
Construction worker: Slut.

Exhibition Street
Melbourne, Australia

Posted on July 2, 2022
Australia, Construction workers, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Insults, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

…Dad?

Loud 20-something girl on cell: What do you mean you made out with my uncle?!

Spokane, Washington

Posted on June 15, 2021
Default, Family ties, Girls, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Questions, Washington

But, in the End, He Let Us Both Graduate

Hipster girl to guy: I got lucky. All I had to do was make out with him. (motions to other hipster girl standing beside them) She had to suck him off!

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on October 4, 2020
BJs, Compare and contrast, Default, Georgia, Girls, Hipsters, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Yet You Won't Swallow Your Husband's Semen?

Middle-aged woman with dog: Oh, she peed on my foot. That's your pee. That's your love juice. Did you put your love juice on me? You gave me your love juice.
Woman's friend: It's on your shirt now.
Middle-aged woman: Oh, she pissed on my shirt? It's okay, it's just love juice. Come here, stinks. Come here, stinky. It's just pee. Come, gimme kisses, stink-stink.
Woman's friend: Here, maybe you should let me hold her.
Middle-aged woman, hissing: Get away from my stinky! She gave me her love juice, not you.

Starbucks
San Diego, California

Overheard by: Pips

Posted on August 9, 2019
Animals, Body parts, California, Feelings, Friends, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Pee, Questions, Stupidity, Women

Should Have Gotten It with Extra Butter

Girl #1: I dare you to make out with that piece of popcorn. [Friend makes out with popcorn.]Girl #2: I make out with my mirror all the time.
Girl #1: Oh, honey, that’s just sad.
Makeout girl: My lips feel dry…

Herndon Festival
Herndon, Virginia

Overheard by: Carly