More Evidence That Taking Drugs Increases Your Risk of Summer School

Random high school kid (during summer school): Shoes are like hats for your feet!

Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology
Alexandria, Virginia

Posted on September 10, 2026
Body parts, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Kids, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Virginia

It's an Essential Part of Your Education

(two 6th-grade boys are sitting on the bus playing with their phones)
Boy #1: Hey, you know “saxophone” sounds a lot like “sexy-phone”!
Boy #2: Haha! Then for short you could call it “the sex”!
Boy #1: (laughs)
Boy #2: It would be like, “Hey, do you know how to play the sex?”
Boy #1: Heh-heh… Yeah, its a very complicated one.
Boy #2: Ew… That's gross.
Boy #1: Yeah, you know where you learn how to do it?
Boy #2: Where?
Boy #1: In college.
Boy #2: No way! I thought we learned everything in 5th grade.
Boy #1: Yeah…but I mean this time they tell you where to stick it in.
Boy #2: Ohhh…

School Bus
Maryland

Overheard by: Sam

Posted on September 4, 2026
Bus, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Kids, Maryland, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Students, Words

Always Chewing Up Movies Like Independence Day

Professor, to VCR: Oh, you socialist!

Tantasqua High School
Fiskdale, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Kat

Posted on August 20, 2026
Default, Insults, Massachusetts, Politics, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers

And We've Got This Whole Textbook for the Class to Share

(math test is interrupted by a loud construction drill in the next room).
Student: Oh my god, I can't take this test anymore! Can you tell them to stop, please?!
Teacher: Heh… At least there aren't bullets flying over your head.

Concord High School
California

Overheard by: When I was in Vietnam

Posted on July 8, 2026
California, Education, Feelings, Gripes, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Violence

Does That Include the Sombrero?

Tall chick: I wish I could find a nice, tall guy.
Friend #1: My brother is 6’5″.
Tall chick: Is he cute?
Friend: Well…
Friend #2: He looks like a Mexican pedophile.
Tall chick: 6’5″, eh? I’ll think about it.

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado