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But He's a Fantastic Gymnastics Coach.

Girl #1: He stabbed me in the face, but he awright.
Girl #2: (unintelligible)
Girl #1: Yeah! It's like he don't care about my well-being.

Grand Rapids, Michigan

  • Posted on October 23, 2022
  • Body parts, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, Relationships, Stupidity, Violence
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