Health & Hygiene

Mom to daughter: All I’m saying is, it would really help get rid of your fat and your pimples.

Mount Vernon
Alexandria, Virginia

Overheard by: mm2105

Girl on cell: She’s either completely wasted or having a diabetic attack, I’m not sure.

Vancouver, British Columbia
Canadia

WASP lady: I bought this ring here and it really smells. Every time I put my hand up to my face it makes me want to vomit.

Jewelry shop
Alexandria, Virginia

Hipster: Anal leakage is never funny.

Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: Katie

Girl #1: Who would you rather sleep with, Dumbledore or Voldemort?
Girl #2: Um, Voldemort.
Girl #1: What?! Why?
Girl #2: I dunno! I mean, Dumbledore’s got that beard… Like, it might get all, you know, up in there.
Girl #1: You’d fuck pure evil because he’s clean-shaven?

Harry Potter party
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: harrynhermione

Nurse: Wow! That’s quite some rash you have there.
Patient: Yeah, I feel like a used condom.

Portland, Maine

Overheard by: devulgari

Middle-aged black woman to friend: You gotsta have TP. You gotsta wipe yo’ ass.

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/04/nope-i-give-everyone-stink-palm.html

Overheard by: anonymous

Hoochie on pink cell: I always change my sheets in between boyfriends. It’s like how guys change condoms in between girls.

13th Street
Gainesville, Florida

Loud girl: Why would she have sex with a head injury?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/16/clearly-to-induce-orgasmic-seizures/

Chick: I was just in the bathroom trying to throw up, and I just can’t do it! I just gag. A penis can make me throw up, but my own two fingers cant… I hate giving blowjobs.

Montclair State University
Montclair, New Jersey

Overheard by: BTON