Even If I Am Wearing Pull-Ups Like a Big Boy

20-something guy on phone: Then I went to McDonald's and they said that I'm too old. I'm not too old! I can go to Chuck E. Cheese if I want! I'm not too old. Just so long as I can have fun. I'm not too old…

Montclair, New Jersey

Overheard by: Just minding my own business as usual.