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I Wish I Was a Dog So I Could Pick the Butts Of Others

Woman to group of friends: I wish I was a little kid, so I could pick my butt whenever I wanted.

Disneyland
Anaheim, California

  • Posted on March 16, 2016
  • Ass, California, Friends, Kids, Weirdness, Wishes, Women
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