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It's Not You, It's Us

Southwest Airlines employee: Mr Jones*, only one minute to be at the gate B5. We looove you, but we have to goooo!

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Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Overheard by: Jake Conner

  • Posted on February 3, 2009
  • Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Feelings, Florida, Public transportation
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